It sort of looks familiar, but I don't think it deserves the appellation English. This is what local councils in the UK have made of the English language. A quote:
Councils have been told to cut the gibberish and speak plain English - and the Local Government Association has compiled a list of 200 banned words.
Newspeak or just nonsense? You be the judge. When I first took this quiz about a month ago, I got 2/7. Today I managed 5/7.
7 Questions on Council JargonThanks, Phil.